Robot Reviews
13 home robots under observation. Each review carries verified, dated data and a plain account of what the machine is like to have around.
Open Platforms
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№ 0001 Open Platforms
Microduck
Anas machinalis
PREORDER
The roller-skating open-source duckling.
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№ 0002 Open Platforms
Reachy Mini
Cervicula expressiva
IN STOCK
The dev community's desk companion of record.
Kits
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№ 0003 Kits
Robomate
Pugnax tabularis
PREORDER
Robot football, in kit form, for the price of a board game habit.
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№ 0011 Kits
Petoi Bittle X
Canifer palmaris
IN STOCK
The 'I built my own robot dog' starter specimen.
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№ 0012 Kits
SunFounder PiDog
Canis raspberricus
IN STOCK
The Raspberry Pi dog that talks to whichever AI you feed it.
Companion Pets
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№ 0004 Companion Pets
Loona
Canis rotalis
IN STOCK
The most robot per dollar in the companion class.
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№ 0009 Companion Pets
Ropet
Cavia oculata
IN STOCK
The TikTok-era emotional-support creature.
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№ 0010 Companion Pets
Moflin
Moflin domesticus
REGIONAL
The purest soothing device in the registry, from the company that made your calculator.
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№ 0013 Companion Pets
Qoobo
Cauda pulvinar
IN STOCK
The registry's control specimen: minimum robot, maximum effect.
Desk Buddies
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№ 0005 Desk Buddies
Loona DeskMate
Collega vigilans
PREORDER
The defining specimen of 2026's 'embodied coworker' subcategory.
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№ 0006 Desk Buddies
EMO
Gremlinus scrinii
IN STOCK
The robot people mean when they say 'desktop pet'.
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№ 0007 Desk Buddies
Eilik
Socius offline
IN STOCK
The best first robot money can buy, and the safest gift in the registry.
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№ 0008 Desk Buddies
Vector 2.0
Veteranus resurrectus
IN STOCK
A cult classic with a subscription asterisk and the best hacker story in the class.
